Very Funny Love Sayings
I came across many famous love quotes while randomly surfing and and I was hooked. There is a large number of interesting funny quotations dealing with the different aspects of relationships. And there are many sources quoted not only famous authors but also movies, songs and other parts of popular culture. I found myself passionately agreeing or disagreeing with many selections and that to me indicates the high quality of this site .
Here are few interesting selections that I really liked:
Is sex dirty? Only if it’s done right. (WOODY ALLEN )
A woman’s appetite is twice that of a man’s; her sexual desire, four times; her intelligence, eight times. (SANSKRIT PROVERB)
EASY:A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man. (THE DICTIONARY OF DATING)
If the effort that went in research on the female bosom had gone into our space program, we would now be running hot-dog stands on the moon. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties? How intelligent Is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck? (LINDA ELLERBEE )
John: ‘I don’t believe in love.’ Chris: ‘So what are you looking for?’ John: ‘Love.’ Chris: ‘You just said you didn’t believe in love.’ John: ‘Well I don’t believe in Unicorns either, but it would still be cool to have one…’ (JOHN MEDINGER & CHRIS COFFEN )
When the lights are out, All women are beautiful. (MURPHY’S LAWS FOR SEX)
I just want a boyfriend who’s not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn’t exist! (From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS)
I’d marry again if I found a man Who had 15 million dollars And would sign over half of it to me Before the marriage and… Guarantees he’d be dead within a year! (BETTE DAVIS )
A woman of 35 thinks of having children. A man of 35 thinks of Dating children. (MURPHY’S LAWS OF SEX)
To be in love is merely to be In a state of perpetual anesthesia: To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess (H.L. MENCKEN )
I know happy couples… But I think they lie to each other (From the movie BEFORE SUNRISE)
The kiss originated when the first male reptile licked the first female reptile, implying in a subtle, complimentary way that she was as succulent as the small reptile he had for dinner the night before. (F. SCOTT FITZGERALD )
For more quotes and sayings, head to The Love Quotes Encyclopedia
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